Eminem - Greatest

Motherfuckers talking crazy,
Sayin’ I should quit,
I fucking tell 'em make me,
Eat a fuckin’ dick,
I'm feeling like the greatest,
Wanna be whoever did it,
Mike Will the one who made it,
It's Shady on the lyrics.


I'm somewhat outlandish they say,
You say we're cut from the same cloth,
But I guess you fabricate, eh?,
You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints,
Manic states, Stephen Paddock with automatic stay spraying,
At anything that may stand in they way,
As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade,
And a tre eight, at the Mandalay Bay,
Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late,
James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee,
Must have missed my cat-scan that day,
I just threw a Tampax at Dre,
Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray,
I’m turning back to a madman, can’t take,
Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage,
My basic alias is an A to the K,
Get your ass spayed like bidets breaking your legs,
Ain’t giving ways ankle the ways,
You chumps dongt even know how to do something,
To give goosebumps a day when you say,
That somethin’ you wongt give someone a lump in their throat,
If you had them choked up you'd be yanking my chain,
Feeling like I'm headed for a padded cell, the,
Bar for me what I rap isngt fair but,
Guess that's the standard I'm held to,
But if something like that doesngt tell ya,
You set a mark too high when platinum sales are,
Looked at as a failure,
Then you better take it back to the shelter,
And Hamburger Helper, 'cause damn it I'm still the...


[Estribillo]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
Greatest in the world, No lie, I might be,
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
The best to ever do it, I feel like the greatest,
Woke up to honkies sounding like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts,
White but I'm the greatest.


So you sold 10 million albums, eh?,
Only problem is, you put out 10 million albums, eh?,
Wait, what was I just about to say?,
Oh yeah, let me get this out the way,
I know there's people that are pissed about the way,
I misprounouced a name, "Die Antwoord!",
Fuck, I still cangt say this shit, but how quickly they forget,
Who the fuck I was now Ninja try to duck my slugs,
To let ya girl get fucked by Muggs,
I'd like to give a shout to Cypress,
This cangt be real, you dissed me and I was just trying to,
Give you a shout—now get the fuck out my rhyme book!,
No more shiners, already too much time toking rappers,
I hear you talking shit, I'm just too big to respond to it,
God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window,
Somebody better child-proof it,
'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit,
And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit,
You dongt got the tools, I got my toolkit,
I bullshit you not, y'all fools just forgot,
That I'm so fucking awful with the thoughts,
And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop,
So you call it a nostril 'cause it's not… gonna ever,
I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop,
'Cause I'm wiping everyone up in this genre,
'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the....


[Estribillo]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
Greatest in the world, No lie, I might be,
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
The best to ever do it, I feel like the greatest,
Woke up to honkies sounding like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts,
White but I'm the greatest.


Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention,
Is you're one dimension,
I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention,
I love contentions, so welcome to the gun convention,
Muscles flexing, gotta strut like a front suspension,
And you just stuck the key up in the ignition,
And gave me enough gas to flood my engine,
Psychopath, Michael's Jack's blowing up like a raft,
I just slapped Vlad with a ISIS flag,
Bet you I come back twice as bad,
"Revival" didngt go viral!,
Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road,
Fuck that, I'm finna hit back,
'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene,
Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze,
And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things,
And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine,
Trigger me and Slim gets mean,
Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes,
That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's,
Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee,
You aingt harming a thing,
I get a day hard as I'm gonna swing,
I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling,
But like a wedding band,
You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring,
An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali,
'Cause I know one day I'm gonna be the...


[Estribillo]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world,
Greatest in the world, No lie, I might be,
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it,
The best to ever do it, I feel like the greatest,
Woke up to honkies sounding like me,
Never be as good, never be as good,
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts,
White but I'm the greatest