Eminem - Normal

[Estribillo]
I just want you to be normal,
Why can’t you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra,
Why you always need a lecture?
My ex hates to talk, she's a texter,
Even when I'm in bed laying right next to her,
Wants to get back together,
Said not 'til she gets her act together.


She thinks I'm being mean and now,
She starts to scream and shout,
She's about to let the demons out,
She don’t want to see me with other females out,
I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route,
She retaliates by tryin’ to leave the house,
In an evening gown with her cleavage out,
We've been down this road too many times for me to count,
And all I can think is how...


[Estribillo]
I just want you to be normal,
Why can’t you bitches be normal?
Always gotta be so extra,
Like a fucking terrestrial,
Guess it comes with the territory,
My ex girl, she just declared war,
Therefore, I better prepare for it,
I guess being weird's normal.


And I don’t know what's got a hold of me,
Most notably I've been zoning to Jodeci,
I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted,
So much so that I bet you she dongt know that she's,
The first thing I think of when I wake up,
And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep,
Sike, hope she dongt notice me going through her purse,
I know she cheats, so do I, I'm soulless, she's heartless,
No wonder we're partners,
Both got hundreds of charges,
Domestic disputes but we've always,
Swept it under the carpet,
Even when 911 gets the call that,
I slipped up and busted her jaw with,
A Louisville Slugger 'cause all's it,
Really does is make our love,
For each other grow stronger,
She won me over the second she tried to run me over,
Told her I'd keep it a hung, we over,
Kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over,
But why is she so wicked?,
And how the fuck did I get so twisted?
I'm with someone so unlikeable and shifty,
We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with,
Ignitable liquids, but I'm finally seeing,
She's only mine for the time being,
That's why I keep bringing up that one time she,
Tried to two-time me,
And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave,
How could I be so naive?,
Should I leave or turn this entire evening,
Into a motherfucking crime scene?
Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him,
You werengt supposed to agree, you fucking bitch!
Especially when you're the one cheated first,
Now the argument immediately becomes heated,
You dongt want me to flip, little conceded cunt,
Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita,
Slut, treat it just like a drum, beat it,
Complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
I love you but I hope you fucking die though,
In our business your friends like to pry so,
You've got 'em all under cover just like moles,
Hoping they'll come back with intel,
But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral,
'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go,
Thinking I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone,
Who the fuck's Milo?,
The guy at work who drives a hi-lo,
I put a tracking device on your Chrysler,
And follow you while you drive home,
But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown,
You recognize me and had Milo flip me off,
Right out the passenger side window,
I hit a light pole, you skrt off,
And then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretched white limo,
Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo,
But like a drunk bum, what do I know?
Let's sleep on it like they did Revival,
I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole,


Just wanna be normal,
Why cangt you be normal?
I just wanna be normal,
Why cangt you be normal?